I Swear I did it Right

We've all been through it. We think that we did a certain thing right, but the output is not what it was supposed to be. You call up a friend, he tries the same thing and it works out the way it should have. Leaves you look foolish. Please quote similar experiences you may have had.

Yesterday, I decided to have a couple of hard boiled eggs for breakfast. I put the eggs in the pan filled with water and boiled it for 6 minutes. From what I know that was all it took for an egg to get hard on the inside. That was not to be. I swear I have hard boiled an egg in 6 minutes before.

You get a probability problem in class and its super complicated.YOu apply the greatest of all logics to get a total kickass answer like 22931295/1123312 and you are just waiting for the teacher to praise you.And then the teacher tells you, ‘Probability can never be greater than 1 son!’. I swear I applied the correct methods to arrive at the answer

You go to a girl in a pub, act as if you are waiting for someone and start sweet talk.You try pretty hard to get a (any number would do ya ) number from her .she doesnt give it to you..then your friend goes and does the same thing ,and he gets it” - I dont get how this can happen ! I swear !

I worked on a file for about half an hour. All of a sudden, the laptop turned itself off. When I looked for the file, I couldn’t find it. I swear I saved the file!

—via a good friend of mine.

Its a fine sunday morning and you are in a mood to play your fav song.You tune your guitar just right and then start playing it.Senior comes over in the evening and retunes the shit out of the guitar and says - “how long since u played it ? Tune this thing no ? ” ” - Speechless.

I fiddled with the coke bottle which couldn’t be opened. Used all my force, hurt my fingers in the process. Called up a friend to help me with it. He takes the bottle, uses minimal force and the seal breaks. He says that I was rotating it clockwise. I swear I was rotating it anti-clockwise.

I was looking for the house keys. I looked on the table. I couldn’t find it. I was sure I had kept it there. I called up my mom and told her that I had kept it on the table. She came up, took the key set from the table and handed it over. I swear I searched the whole table and I didn’t find it.